I’m done with tonight…

tyleroakley:

Well played, Hooters.

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pizzaforpresident:

I washed my snuggie and hung it up in my room to dry and almost had a heart attack when I woke up this morning

patrickstumphy:

it looks so sunny outside

let’s open some windows

Why?

Do I still bother? I do so much for you and all you do is treat me like shit. I fucking hate my life. All I want to do is spend a little time for you and you cant even take a couple of fucking hours out of your day for me. Ill just fucking disappear for a week and see how long it takes you to crack. I am so fucking sick of being treated like im nothing and never meant anything to you. What happened to guys these day. They all fucking suck.

THE YEAR 2758

child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: RACK CITY BITCH RACK RACK CITY BITCH

me: walks out of bathroom with laptop
mom:

It’s one thing to want your space but to flat out ignore someone who supposedly means a lot to you is just beyond rude.

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Name of the folder where I keep my porn.

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