May 2013
twatsmussen:
ohsnapitsnik:
sherlockey-werlockey-stuff:
IS NEMO GOING TO BE A SASSY REBELLIOUS TEENAGER
“no dad you don’t understand me”
nemo
itsasecretbitches:
shehlovee:
Life is unfair. You put someone first who puts you second. You study your ass off for a final only to get a C. You give 110% to someone in a relationship who only gives 40%. You’re there for a best friend at 3:00am and the next day they don’t pick up their phone. It seems like you’re giving everyone everything and they’re just walking away with it.
this times a...
mrschriskendall:
”where do you wanna go to dinner?”
”i don’t care”
”ok”
*Pollen accidentally enters body*
Immune system: What the hell is that?
Pollen: Oh hey. Sorry. We got a bit lost. The wind kinda bl-
Immune system: OH GOD WE'RE UNDER ATTACK
Pollen: What?!? No! We just got lo-
Immune system: OPEN THE FLOODGATES
Pollen: The what?
Mucus membranes: Sir. All the floodgates?
Immune system: ALL OF THEM.
Pollen: Wait. Wait. You don't... Oh shi-
[Dramatic music]
Me: *Sneezes*
whatisonyobiscuit:
starrysleeper:
tribblesexual-jotunn:
thelilnan:
I am really bothered by the fact that basically the only reason why gay marriage is illegal is because some people think it’s disgusting. You know, I think peas are disgusting but we’re noT MAKING THAT ILLEGAL ARE WE
what’s wrong with you peas are delicious
gay people are delicious too
no dessert for you until you...
worldwar2chainz:
i’ve had senioritis since like 2nd grade
hepatitisbey:
I don’t want to learn in a classroom anymore. I want to travel and talk to people and learn that way. I want to learn as I go, gathering knowledge and not being rigorously tested on it. I don’t want to lose passion in the things I like because of the worry of exams. I want to fuelled by snippets of knowledge I gain from people and be inquisitive. School has stolen my passion for...
averypottersenioryear:
if drake and josh has taught me one thing, it’s that orange rhymes with doorhinge
multipack:
pu$$y so cheap its pu¢¢y
Watchcollegehumor:
POV: Failing a Test
Need help getting out of a test for finals week? We have you covered.
I wanna make out.
Like fingers running through hair, chest to chest, hands just inside your underwear waistband, barely stopping to catch my breath, until my lips are sore, making out…
dorascousin:
if tumblr user pizza doesn’t show up in 30 minutes or less do I get her for free?
